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I hardly ever use Orkut anymore nor do I have any intentions of using it ever, yet I can't gather enough streghth to delete the account. Reason? Testimonials - few words of love from your dear ones. Accidentally I stumbled upon the Azadian 2009-10 magazine, the annual magazine of Azad Hall of Residence - IIT Kharagpur. Someone was intelligent enough to upload an electronic version to Scribd. The link goes here
From the magazine testimonials of my dear wingies (wing mates) who were in MSc five year courses thereby enjoyed Kharagpur a year more than me.
: AKA Pumba, Punnu - 3 saal se wing ek kone se morcha sambhale hue hai.“Selfishness is avirtue“ inki philosophy kafi dino tak rahi-“Rs 5 printout & Rs 10 scan”. 4 year have seen his transformation from antisocial to asocial to slightly social. Boston legal dekh ke inhe yeh ehsas hua ki India main galti se paida ho gaye. Saubhagyawash inka America ka ticket kat chukka hai aur abhi se firangi bandi aur green card inka goal hai. Life inke liye ek race hai– har cheezz main competition. Aaj Kal Phd ladkiyo ko der raat library main padhane jate hai. Chalta firta p@ndy database- can answer any SQL query based on p@$nstars, rating, production houses.Finally a very sincere and hardworking guy who for sure is going to make it to the top.
: Bacha - Apna room sirf soone or hi!@ne ke liye use karta hai, baki time kisi aur ke room pe hi beettata hai. Duniya ki moh maya se pare hai. Pinnacle of peace- ab to profs bhi warning dena chor chuke hai. Sex ke time woman on top hi prefer karega since it involves least activity from his side. Has only a bed in his room. A very loose aggressive poker player! Chalta firta Wikipedia hai- duniya ki sabhi chizzo ka funda hai except biotechnology.Tubelight ka dushman- na jane wing cricket main kitte tubelight phode hai. And has finally found love defying all expectations! A beautiful mind! Has got innocent looks and even more innocent heart.A true friend and superb guy to hangout with.
: AKA abe bhosdi ke - Ardent GUNDA fan. Har hafte gunda ke dialogues ka revision karta hai, 'Gunda4011' course main pakka Ex maarta. Exaggerated hand movements while talking- specially naak, mooh ko apni gaand ki tarah pochna.“abe Main jo kehraha..dhyaan se sun”!! Logo ko jabardasti pakad ke funda deta hai. The only guy jo DAU ko bhi funda deke chup kara sakta hai!! Ishq, muhabbat aur ladkiyo ka bahut gyan hai but fir bhi“Pehle Pyaar main l@ude lag gaye”. Ab sidhe mummy ki batayi ladki se nikaah karna hai. Very fond of food...wing ko local train se sher-e-punjab le gaya tha!Double room main“jo khaya wahin failaya” but sala apne single room main“slippers bhi bahar utarwaya”! Very emotional and passionate guy. Always there to help u in times of need. Bas funda bahut pelta hai!
: AKA Laliteshwar - Removed on request
No idea who wrote the testimonials, but have to agree with every word.
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