Shop, Eat and Celebrate – Dutch Style

On June 22, 2010, in irregular, by Amiya

ugly boy with beautiful girl

Beautiful girls hanging out with hideous looking guys has become a common site.

Some say weekends are overrated but when you work six days a week you realize the value of that single day you'r supposedly free to utilize as you wish. The single Sunday, waiting for which you waste the whole week turns out to be a day you spend washing your dirty underwear and compensating for the sleep you lost over the week. It is like the week ends before the weekend! After a lot of huff-puff the management came up with a policy of "even" Saturdays being holiday. No matter how f*ck*d up it sounds, the policy did put me in a good vantage point to rate weekends.

Now that I have experienced both five and six day week work schedule I could say without a pinch of doubt that going for five day a week schedule does significantly improve the overall efficiency at work. As with all of most of my friends without girlfriend a typical weekend is spent sleeping, peeping (a good binocular has become a basic need), hanging out at malls - window shopping and watching movies. Most of the bhaat involved in these activities involve criticizing someone or something. What irritates the most is the beautiful girls hanging out with most hideous looking guys which makes you feel like the low man on the totem pole. For those being optimistic this means we could end up with a really beautiful lady but for the ones with a logical incline (with the basic assumption that we are handsome) this means we are going to end up with really ugly chicks. No matter how counterintuitive it may sound this is the harsh reality. I tried to find some deranged Freudian logic for this observation but in vain. The other thing that ruins a perfect weekend is spending money for watching a lame ass Hindi movie, with a storyline thinner than "rumali roti", the actor behaving like a retarded monkey and the actress rarely stripping, the only consolation is your friends who were unfortunate enough to join you and with whom you could discuss how bad the movie was. I'm not saying that weekends are bad for the single guys out there. Only when you'r single you enjoy life to the fullest. Not only do you have the freedom of expression and hang out at any place you desire but also the freedom to spend "Dutch Style". The joy of time spent with friends has no comparison to the headache of maintaining a relationship. No matter how bad things turn out around you when you have friends with whom you can share even hell feels like heaven. So to conclude I'll quote few lines from one of my favorite song - "Single" by Natasha Bedingfield

This is my current single status
My declaration of independence
There's no way I'm tradin' places
Right now a star is in the ascendant

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